Lindsay Lohan’s rep would like everyone to know that she showed up 20 minutes early to the morgue yesterday. Her dad is out of jail after his latest domestic violence arrest, and during a hearing, a judge told Michael Lohan that he must stay away from Kate Major, adding, “You even dream of her and you’re going to jail.” Dina Lohan used Michael Lohan’s incarceration on domestic violence charges as an opportunity to serve him papers demanding $11,000 in unpaid child support. A source, who clearly got high marks at finishing school, says that Lindsay is showing everything in Playboy, “boobs, ass, and vag.”

Michael Lohan was just arrested AGAIN in Florida after allegedly contacting Kate Major and law enforcement tells TMZ he tried to escape by jumping a 3rd-story balcony – and accidentally fell into a tree. Michael is currently back in custody at the same jail he was released from less than twelve hours ago.